I once told the class I work better in the night and the morning to which they said I was nocturnal. I responded and said as the day wore on, I got stupider, and I was at my dumbest in the afternoon.
Today, a student asked in response to a mistake I made, " Mr Yang, it's only in the morning and you're already stupid?"
Classic!!!
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His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother.
"I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle.
'No, no, no!' she screamed.
'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.'
With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you! No, thank you!
Haha thanks for sharing Geetika!
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